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The Prequel
Thomas Fitzpatrick was a balls farmer.
He farmered balls. One day he was working in his balls field,
when he saw four naked men being chased by Eskimo women on pigs back.
Thomas drew his pea shooter from his knickers. He killed them stone dead.
The strange naked men thanked Thomas and gave him a Fiat Uno.
Thomas and the four men went for a drive in a village and
“accidentally” drove over a dog and crushed it.
There was a fire and their clothes were burnt off.
They noticed that they also had killed their Irish teacher stone dead.
People thought that they were now hard.
They were naked, they were hard, but then the awful bastards from Banteer attacked.